Although Yöri spent her early years in the Cygnus sector orbiting around NGC 6888 (RIP), she has been forced to relocate due to an unfortunate incident involving what is now known as the Crescent Nebula. One of her many talents as the mastermind of space, time and dimensions is that she possesses superior analytic intellect about everything in the universe. Her knowledge surpasses the aggregate of collective knowledge compiled before her birth. In her spare time she strives to defend the magical kingdom with the help of her hoard of 299 sparkling minions. As the sole guardian (and princess) of the cosmos, she knows the meaning of life.
The tears of neglected children give her strength…as well as gas. She can successfully burp not only the national anthem of Estonia, but also “God Save the Queen,” Flo Rida’s “Low,” and the theme song of Kid Nation. She is currently in the process of starting an underwater civilization and finding a cure for sneezing. She is proclaimed to be a hero, despite the fact that a poll published recently in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public wants to kill her.